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module.exports = substack
var npm = require("./npm.js")

var isms =
  [ "\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m"
  , "Replace your configs with services"
  , "SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!"
  , "MODULE ALL THE THINGS!"
  , "\\o/"
  , "but first, burritos"
  , "full time mad scientist here"
  , "c/,,\\" ]

function substack (args, cb) {
  var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length)
  console.log(isms[i])
  var c = args.shift()
  if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb)
  else cb()
}