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| author | Chris 'BinGOs' Williams <chris@bingosnet.co.uk> | 2013-11-20 20:59:13 +0000 |
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| committer | Chris 'BinGOs' Williams <chris@bingosnet.co.uk> | 2013-11-20 20:59:13 +0000 |
| commit | 5a3c3c586a0327e2fd3e5dc5556ce00e9ae395b7 (patch) | |
| tree | 656d1e21808bff74704a60a03880d872f24eed6a | |
| parent | 3c8590e55c40f5cc08cf8fc748bf1e6a152ab381 (diff) | |
| download | perl-5a3c3c586a0327e2fd3e5dc5556ce00e9ae395b7.tar.gz | |
Epigraph for v5.19.6
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diff --git a/Porting/epigraphs.pod b/Porting/epigraphs.pod index 2063bc324e..facd746649 100644 --- a/Porting/epigraphs.pod +++ b/Porting/epigraphs.pod @@ -17,6 +17,42 @@ Consult your favorite dictionary for details. =head1 EPIGRAPHS +=head2 v5.19.6 - Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Spam" + +L<Announced on 2013-11-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2013/11/msg210043.html> + +=over + + Interior: cheap cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter downwards (on wires). + + Mr. Bun: Morning. + Waitress: Morning. + Mr. Bun: What have you got, then? + Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; + egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; + spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; + or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried + egg on top and spam + Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it? + Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it. + Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY spam. + Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? + Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it! + Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam. + Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam. + Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh! + Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like spam. + Vikings: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ... + + (Brief shot of a Viking ship) + + Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. + Mrs. Bun: Why not? + Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it? + Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam! + +=back + =head2 v5.19.5 - Charles Baudelaire, "The Flowers of Evil", 51. The Cat L<Announced on 2013-10-20 by Steve Hay|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2013/10/msg208752.html> |